Tactical Umbrella

[buglerbilly]

I wonder if they do a .50 cal version, you know the size suitable for an outside table.............:banana



http://www.real-self-defense.com/unbreakable_umbrella.html

The Unbreakable Walking-Stick Umbrella

(Le Parapluie Uncassable pour Self-Défense)



Regular price: $179.95

Summer Sale price: $159.95!!!

Select your preferred handle—crook or straight knob. Each umbrella comes with a fabric sleeve/sheath. Our Unbreakable Umbrellas are handcrafted in limited quantities in Europe, from highest quality materials. This umbrella performs in rain and wind just like the highest quality umbrellas.

My $15 special will NOT survive that punishment level but the person(s) I brain won't be saying too much about it even if the brollie is completely stuffed in the process!:rofl

[Raven22]

My 'tactical' brollie cost me $7. Still keeps the rain/sun off my head when standing in the turret though.

[buglerbilly]

BUT does it have the right Camo pattern?

[McDethWivFries]

I call hax, they didn't even test it to see if it will 'invert' itself if opened in a strong wind...